Disposing with the semantics, I would like to say that I am a new member in a wonderful sorority called Alpha Delta Pi. I am playing soccer (defensive mid) and my calves are coming back into the beautiful shape that I longed for, even though I didn't have the motivation to actually keep up that shape through-out the summer (whoops!). I am singing and socializing with fellow college students and community members and shamelessly eating rice-crispies and snickers-brownies left and right. I am volunteering and procrastinating and falling behind on my homework and squeaking by in chemistry and getting over a cold that somehow morphed into an ear infection. And yet, I still manage to find time to sleep. Well. That clearly provides evidence that does not disprove the Theory of the Two-Cornered Collegiate Triangle, represented in the following graph:
As you can clearly see, I am sleeping and maintaining a semi-stable social life, and yet my grades are mediocre. I have performed a case study on myself and I believe it to be solid evidence that necessitates further studies into such an important topic.
Anyway, I'm running out of time even as I write this. I hope to be back soon. Good luck with you life!
Cheers!
